okay… real quick… some of you are upset at my blog’s superiority over yours… well i’m here to help… i present to you two ways that your blog can rival (somewhat) the grandeur of mine… here we go…

1. Quote me… Simply put… my words are better than yours anyway… take one for the team and soon enough we’ll redeem the internet together…

2. Get me to comment on your blog… again… if i comment on it… it must count for something… people will flock to your blog like madmen and chicks (all chicks are mad) if they know i’ve commented there…

so there you have it… that’s a quick way to boost the strength of your blog… oh… and sarcasm never hurts either…

peace… love… bdg…