March 2008


americanidol&web06 Mar 2008 12:09 am

okay, so i know that i said i would write more in the morning, but things happen… things like work and just being tired and other distractions… today was Wacky Wednesday for littler boy today and he was pretty excited about his “yucky” hair and outfit as he headed to preschool… the whole week has been a celebration of Suess, actually, so i really wowed the boys with the picture i took last year with The Cat in the Hat, Thing 1 and Thing 2… anyway, let’s see what i can get to, today…

WHAT’S ON(LINE)?

So, i started thinking about this a while back and i’m finally putting it together… but it doesn’t really bode well for CCM Magazine, in my opinion…

Here’s the thing… i’m online for well over half the day that i’m awake… i do lots of things online including shopping, paying bills, perusing headlines, playing games (way too much), blogging, writing, etc… i mean… i really do a lot online… my job (the one that pays) involves a lot of being online and being familiar with the latest technologies and what’s going on, online… bottom line… i’m online a lot and i do a lot online…

one thing that i do NOT do online, however, is read magazines… i really don’t think it’s just me, but i for one will not read articles online… if i do happen to read something posted online, it either ends up taking me days or weeks to get through it or it’s something that i’ve printed out and read offline despite it being online only… CCM isn’t the first magazine that i’ve subscribed to that has gone to an online only format and i’m sure it’s not the last… but each and every one before it has all but fallen off of my radar… the magazines that i once greatly enjoyed thumbing through and reading each article are now websites that i never visit posting articles that i can’t even muster up the interest to read… i think that CCM is going to suffer the same fate and that bothers me…

i know this sounds odd coming from me, a guy who tries to get everyone to read interviews, articles, album reviews and long blog entries that i post exclusively online, but there is a difference between originating from the web and matriculating to the web… i could be crazy, but it’s just gonna be a very difficult transition and it’s not one that i really see working out for them… i hope i’m wrong…

EIGHT (WO)MEN OUT…

and now, my equal opportunity blogging of the final eight girls…

ASIA’H (HEAT OF THE MOMENT) EPPERSON: she’s got the terrible 80s outfit on, right?… oh, it’s real?… if any Whitney song is safe to perform, i suppose it’s this one, but still… i heard this in a store not too long ago and i remembered it word for word as well as the first time i heard it… anyway, the performance is really working well, but the vocal is a tad behind the ball i think… Paula is dancing with her… she copped out at the end… Randy said it was HOT… Paula said she was great… Simon says, hey, you are second rate and you can’t hit that big note at the end…

KADY (SHOULD”VE GONE HOME LAST WEEK) MALLOY: : well, i’ll be honest, i don’t think anyone thinks back to the hits of the 80s and thinks of slow songs like this… certainly not oooh, ouch… that’s a sour, sour note… actually, most of them… oh, she’s GOTSTA go this week, dawg… that was painful… Randy says that it’s a hard song to sing, but it was okay… Paula says it was her best performance to date… Simon says it was better than last week, but she’s a Stepford singer…

AMANDA (A-MAN, DUH) OVER… OVER MY DEAD BODY: okay, really, how drunk do you have to be to think that she’s a good singer?… of COURSE she picks this song… i hate myself for letting you through… that may be the vote for the worst theme song this year… she just has absolutely no range and Simon looks pretty disgusted by it too… to the chairs… Randy says that’s who she is… well done… Paula says that she’s beautiful and she loves her… Simon says that it was fantastic… really?…

CARLY (HARLEY) SMITHSON: i don’t get those pants… that’s weird… but she’s got a great voice… she seems to be over-annunciating on the verses, though… and perhaps she’s too professional for the show… she’s clearly pretty well seasoned in the industry… great job though… Randy says that she smashed it… Paula says, dude, you’re like a dependable dog… Simon says it was the wrong song, but she made the most out of it…

KRISTY LEE COOK: she had pet rats? and thought she was a dog? great… oooh Journey… i love this song… takes me back to long, late night bus trips to and from competitions… anyway… she kind of has the look of an early LeAnn Rimes… i’m not sure that i like what she’s done to this song and particularly not that last little run there, but it was alright… way better than Kady… Randy fawns over the choice of Journey and her thinking she was a “dawg,” but he liked the country vibe… Paula says that it’s all positivity… Simon says that country is good, but she’s not so much…

RAMIELE (RATATOUILLE) MALUBAY: you’re the only one… that opening line… i’m sorry, but i’m a stickler for opening lines, and that opening line really pops in the original and even though it was good here, it didn’t quite pop, so for me, the song’s off on the wrong foot, but she’s got a superb vocal and she’s doing really well with it overall… yeah, i’ll give you that much… could’ve been a bit better though… Randy says it was a good vocal, but she’s not confident enough… Paula says her face is beautiful and … something about mutts and colors and peanuts and well, never mind… Simon says it was old fashioned and predictable, but it’s okay because she’s so little and cute…

BROOKE (CARLY SIMON) WHITE: ah… Pat Benatar… Love is a Battlefield… yeah… i generally like Brooke because she’s one of the only blonde girls left that i can tell apart from the others… this is an interesting arrangement for this song, but hey, let’s hear you take it out for a spin, right?… it’s like test driving a car and only going 25 MPH… she should’ve taken it up a notch i think… Randy says that he liked her voice and it was interesting… Paula admits that she doesn’t understand what’s going on, but it was pure… Simon says it was an original take on the song and it was great…

SYESHA MERCADO: I’m gonna guess she goes with Whitney… and… oh, yep, of course she does… i like this song though… and i think she’s got a voice that can handle it… and, hey, she made it through that chorus… oh, yeah, she’s terring it up in that… woah, that’s a crazy looking outfit to me… almost like lederhosen… anyway, great vocal… Randy says, good, good… Paula says sophisticated and Simon says predictable, but good… clearly they were told that they were out of time…

picking Kady and ASIA’H to go with Amanda on the hook…

peace… love… bdg…

americanidol&front page&inTRuviews04 Mar 2008 11:46 pm

Well, it doesn’t look too good for a national Mike Huckabee campaign… i think i’ll sort that out in the morning, but from what i can tell, he’s pulled the plug… i didn’t really watch the results coming in tonight, but what i did watch is American Idol, and i decided to blog the show…

EIGHT MEN OUT…

(JOHN)-LUKE MENARD: i don’t like this guy’s voice at all… it just doesn’t even sound real… and not in a good way… it just sounds so plastic and fake and like a little girl is up there singing it… and i think he’s in danger of a-go-go-ing home… Randy says his timing was off and it was a little corny, but a-ight… Paula was so surprised that she can’t put her words together… she actually sounds like that political commentary guy on SNL last week… Simon didn’t like it either and thought it was “girlie”…

DAVID ARCHELETTA: thirsty AND he has to go potty… i hate when that happens… aw, now he has a new most embarrassing moment… it should disappear quickly, ’cause this kid’s the BOMB, right?… i know this song… i like that he’s playing the piano… Phil Collins?… yeah… that’s it… much slower arrangement… it works pretty nicely… now he’s standing and finishing up nicely… his voice is a little girlie, too, but he’s so young it’s alright… Randy thinks it was like a concert… Paula wants to shrink his head again?… perfectly imperfectly perfect for this competition?… Simon says it wasn’t as good as last week and it was a little gloomy…

DAN-UEL NOREAGA: TMTH? please… i can’t stand it when people actually talk like that… Tainted Love?… UGH… tainted love… well, the judges may like it because it’s up beat, but his vocal is very shaky… i’m not quite impressed… more showmanship than substance for me, dawg… Randy says, there’s good and bad – pitchy and shy? Rhianna did this song?… Paula says the he’s a bright light, sensitive and spicy… and he looks fabulous… SImon says what the heck?… it was horrible and “absolutely useless”… HATED IT… yeah, dawg…

DAVID (no comment) HERNANDEZ: i’m going to try to ignore the news stories that were flooding the web today… he sang really well last week… and his voice has a nice tone to it today… so these are 80s songs… isn’t this a girl song?… yeah… Celine, right?… what the… i mean, he did alright, but, jeesh, sing something manly, dawg… Randy says he overshot some of the notes… Paula says he has the best vocal of the group… Simon says that he should’ve had more soul, but he’s safe…

MICHAEL JOHNS (JACOBJINGLEHIMERSCHMIT):everyone knows that the kangaroo is supposed to win the fight… i feel like running down a school hallway… could you describe the ruckus?… okay… so he’s singing Don’t You Forget About Me, the theme song to The Breakfast Club… and HEY HEY HEY HEY… oooooooh… he’s alright… he’s not as good as he’s been… and now he’s pretty much just yelling… at least it’s pretty close to singing, but it’s still yelling… he should be self, but i don’t know that it was my favorite… Randy said he loved it dude, Paula said that she’s glad he’s defining who he is… Simon liked it, didn’t love it, thought it needed more soul…

DAVID COOK: hello? wow… it’s so far removed from Lionel… this is such a creepy song… well, the video was creepy and it has tainted the song for live… i get that he wants to be the “real” rockstar, but i really don’t get this arrangement… and i don’t think that his vocal is all that good to be honest… and if he talks trash to Simon again, he should be gone… Randy thought it was brilliant, Paula thinks that he’s a shining star and Simon thinks he’s brave and he loved it… oh well… maybe i missed something…

JASON (FIDEL) CASTRO: okay, his voice is weird when he talks… oh no… not Hallelujah… isn’t there a rule against that?… well… you know, i love this song and i’ve only really heard it sung well by three people… Leonard Cohen, Jeff Buckley and Kevin Max… but i have to say that, despite the breathiness, this is really, really good… very safe though, he didn’t go for any big notes on it… maybe he would’ve fallen apart… Randy says that it’s a high level of difficulty, but he worked it out… Paula says… i don’t know what she’s saying… something about being unique… Simon says that it was absolutely brilliant…

CICKA-CHICKA-CHIKEZIE: i’ve pretty much wanted this dude to go home since week one… since then, he’s done pretty well though… and this is starting out pretty well for him… it’s a pretty boring song for me though… oh dear… when he starts going off, he’s like way off… right?… ouch… i didn’t like it… Randy said it was a tough song choice… Paula said he switched it up and that his vocals were really good… Simon says why the heck are you singing a Whitney Houston song?… not a smart move…

tough call to see who goes home this week… i’m gonna go with Jacuzzi and Luke…

MORE IN THE MORNING

I’m about done for now… i’ll be back with more tomorrow… if you want you can check out my latest interview posted over at theTRu… this time with Othello

peace… love… bdg…

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