It was a grizzly scene yesterday morning as Littler Boy emerged from his sheets to discover the Tooth Fairy had not abided by the traditional terms of business and replaced his lost tooth with a monetary exchange. Littler Boy was reportedly “stoic” while holding the evidence bag and explaining, “I still have my tooth.”
Investigators suspect an incisor job as witnesses revealed the emotional state of Littler Boy on Tuesday night as “inconsolable, crying that he loved that tooth and wanted to keep it.” Sources close to the Tooth Fairy concur, noting that upon arrival in the room and after a thorough search under the pillow and surrounding areas, “the tooth was nowhere to be found. We might have a molar in the organization”
Leading up to this event, the Tooth Fairy had suffered a tasteless smear campaign led by Little Boy, including biting accusations of identity theft and growing doubt into her very existence. This alleged incident, or lack thereof, does nothing to quell these suspicions.
Authorities promise a resolution soon. “We’ll get to the root of this. We’ll extract a confession, sooner or later.” Littler Boy was unavailable for comment, but has been seen smiling and carrying on as normal.
UPDATE: Littler Boy confessed to having hidden the tooth in hopes of keeping it forever in his scrapbook. “It’s my last incisor and I loved it,” explained Littler Boy. “It’s not gross at all.” The Tooth Fairy agreed to a second visit, despite the scheduling issues it would create. A spokesperson confirmed the transaction was completed this morning.